Many of you don't know me in real life. To you, dear strangers, I dedicate this post.
That little photo to the right, and these black and white words on the page, give you a glimpse into my character. But it is merely that: a glimpse. And who is the real Hattie Crisell?
Let me paint you a picture. I'm the kind of lady who likes to lounge around her palatial apartment in a gold lamé dress with huge puff shoulders. I wear orange lipstick and backcomb my hair. I wear tan tights. I am not afraid to dress like a figure skater.
Let's get on to my beauty regime. When I take all my make-up off, I look suspiciously like I'm still wearing huge amounts of eyeliner and mascara. But I powder very very good. I'm very dramatic.*
Well hello! Welcome to my blog. Now please sit back and enjoy this video** of my new lifestyle inspiration, Brenda Dickson (thank you Miss Catriona).
Brenda Dickson is real. She is a real treat from 1987. After you've enjoyed that fabulously informative documentary, you may like to watch this very very funny spoof by Deven Green. Go on.
Welcome To My Home Part 1 - A Comedy Parody by Deven Green
*Some or all of this information about myself may be false.
**Nooooo! Since I posted this, Ms Dickson herself has forced Youtube to take it down. Words cannot express my disappointment that you won't all be able to see the video - it's hilarious. My apologies on behalf of her nonexistent sense of humour.
How should we say 2010?
Thursday, 28 May 2009
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7 readers just couldn't let me have the last word:
I'm with you on the gold lamé dresses. I just feel so...special in them. And when the lighting is low, it helps people step over me when I pass out.
Hasn't Ms Dickson weathered well since she sang 'January February' all those years ago?
I like your face...
Finally watched it. Hilarious!
bahahaha I like when she says "you'll meet my cat and even my dog" whilst varying pictures of herself spin onto screen.
Leather is always good...running around town, yep that added sweat really completes the look.
She teleported her way into my bed once, it was exhausting but not in a good way.
I heard the script writer for this gem is now working on Lost.
P.S The Deven Green Youtube has been taken down because Brenda Dickson had a sense of humour bypass but it can still be seen here http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=47749038
Oh too late!!!
Oh noooo! I'm so disappointed by this. Brenda Dickson, you're a killjoy of the highest order.
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