Good evening, readers, and may I start by saying how attractive you look tonight? Haircut, is it?
I'm writing this on my iPhone from my bed, which is a bit like blogging for the new millennium if it weren't for the fact that blogging itself is quite new millennium. It's been a lowkey week, dominated mainly by trying to work my way through the tub of houmus I bought on Monday, trying out different spellings of hummus, and trying not to think about swine flu.
I'm now completely addicted to the book I mentioned, Valley Of The Dolls. I don't want to spoil it for you but let's just say I'm halfway through and already there've been some very risqué antics, some illicit drug taking and some shockingly implausible dialogue. Deep joy. It also entertains me by featuring lots of references to a sad old middle-aged woman who turns out to be 34. If there's one thing I've learned, it's that if a man doesn't buy me a mink and a diamond ring in the next year or two I might as well be dead.
I wish I had an exciting tale from my own life to share, but it's been a bit short on adventure recently. At a party on Saturday I did the limbo under a giant pencil (yes, an actual pencil). Is that any good?
How should we say 2010?
Thursday, 23 July 2009
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4 readers just couldn't let me have the last word:
So how do you get rid of a tub of hummus in under a week? I've never been able to finish one, it stays in the fridge only to be thrown out before the mold on it becomes threatening (5 days at the most).....
Good/newsorthiness of any given limbo depends on how much of a feat it was, which depends on how much mascara, false eyelashes and Riviera chunky jewellery was weighing you down. 20kg + = excess baggage = props for physical achievement. Otherwise, was the giant pencil writing? Were you on one leg?
I rambled with typical incoherence under a previous post post about some twitter/blog/blah thing I was writing before. Anyway, I finally wrote the thing and I utilised a teeny quote from your Tweet (unless subs hack it out from my excess) and the mag involved, when it is out in early Sept, has a SWEET Valley of the Dolls fash shoot (don't tell anybody and spoilt their wheeze like I am doing right now) that I saw yesterday that did not so much make me want to read/watch it as to live in it. Are the dolls on Quaaludes 24/7? I'm soooo jealous.
The giant pencil has been the highlight of my week. I love how much joy it brought to all involved. I'm going to get more props for our nights out.
Limbo-ing scores high on my '10 things to do with a giant pencil' chart.
'Humus' is the favoured spelling in Turkey, which (given my aversion to the stuff) seems appropriate.
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